My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
A-dult Cry
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the words "adult" and "a-dult" (a dad). Geddit? You probably don't. You are a genius after all. Your IQ is probably higher than your age, which, let's face it, isn't saying much. Maybe stick to simpler stuff, like staring at walls. I'm sure you'll find it stimulating.