My jokes

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.