My jokes

"My name is Dezz."

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

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I found a key that works for every door at my school.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.