My jokes

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

My depression is depressed.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.