My jokes

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

My dog died today. 😥

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!