My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
My Jokes
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
"My name is Dezz."
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
