Dry Lips

  • My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dude's girlfriend said her lips were dry. Now, a normal person would offer her chapstick, but this genius tells her to "walk." Why is that funny? Well, the joke implies she uses a wheelchair. So, he's not just unhelpful, he's also making a crack about her disability. You probably didn't understand because you probably have smooth lips.

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  • Comments (2)

  • then youre doin it wrong bro

    Bony Bengalese

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