My jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

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I found a key that works for every door at my school.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...