My jokes

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

My girlfriend called me a pedophile.

And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?

Through my arm.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks!

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

My ex.

My name is Giselle.