My jokes
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Memes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍