My jokes

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

My name is Giselle.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

My ex.

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What does my uncle call a school?

A strip club.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.