My jokes

When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks!

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

My joke is:

My life.

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

My name is Giselle.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

My ex.