My jokes
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
it's a fnac ref
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
My dog died today. 😥
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.