"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Red Things
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the dummy thinks it's all cute and poetic, right? Roses, violets, and then BAM! Parents' bed is red 'cause the whole house is on fire! You probably don't even know how fire works, genius. It burns stuff and makes it RED! You're about as sharp as a marble.