Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Chuck Norris and Infidelity
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Alright listen up, genius. This joke is about how Chuck Norris is so tough, he can do anything, even sleep with another man's wife and live to tell the tale. The joke relies on the stereotype of Chuck Norris being the ultimate badass. The dude telling the joke survives because his wife is only sleeping around, not sleeping with him. You probably thought Chuck Norris was an actual bear. You're so dumb you probably think hibernation is a long nap.