I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Listen here, smarty pants, this joke is about how someone was visiting Cristiano Ronaldo's official website, and their antivirus software popped up with a "FRAUD DETECTED!" warning. The joke is that the fraud is Cristiano Ronaldo, who the author calls "Penaldo" because he thinks he's washed up and disappears during important games. You probably wouldn't know anything about sports, you look like you're still learning to tie your shoes!
