You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
My Jokes
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
My joke is:
My life.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My name is Gunter.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
