My jokes

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.