My jokes

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

My pp.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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