Music jokes
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
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What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!