Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.