Music jokes
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Prince, are you there?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Digga D?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.