Music jokes
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Olivia Rodrigo
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.