Artwork jokes

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Cause it was framed!

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?

Only the wife was hung up.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.