Break Dance

Break Dance Jokes

Epilepsy

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Goldfish

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

Fish

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

Seizure

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.