Break Dance jokes

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.