Break Dance jokes

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.