Movie jokes
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.