Movie jokes
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"