Movie jokes
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?