Movie jokes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Memes
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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.