Movie jokes
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.