Movie jokes

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

Spaceballs: The Joke.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.