Movie jokes

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

Spaceballs: The Joke.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.