Movie jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.