Movie jokes
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.