Movie jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.