Movie jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite movie?
Indiana Bones.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
All this Little Shop of Horrors merchandise and I still want to see more.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"