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Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Michael Jackson

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.