I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
paul walker started in 3 movies fast and furious, gone in 60 seconds, to die hard
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
Your so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
