Movie jokes
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Memes
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.