Movie jokes
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Memes
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"