Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Movie Jokes
Octopussy.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
