Movie jokes
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Shmebulock
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."