Movie jokes
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Memes
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!