Movie jokes
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Memes
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.