Movie jokes
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.