Movie jokes
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Real
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Octopussy.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."