Movie jokes
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!