You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Thanos Triple Snap
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about how someone is so obese that even Thanos, a supervillain known for wiping out half the universe with a single snap, would need to snap his fingers THREE times to erase them. I know you are as sharp as a marble, but I hope you got it.
SumRandumGuyNamedBob
Hit me up here, but does this " roast" sound familiar to you??
Anonymous
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