Movie jokes

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What is the most played game in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator