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Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
My son said that bully needs a pounding then i say Yeah right that is what i said and did to your mother.My son opens his mouth and freezes i guess he knew what i was talking about.
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
your mouth looks like it came from the commercials
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth
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What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
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Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
