My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dad is implying he slept with the son's mother. It's supposed to be a shocking and kinda gross revelation for the son. Now, go back to drooling on yourself, you simpleton.