Saliva jokes
Your fat!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
