Saliva jokes
Your fat!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
