Saliva jokes
Your fat!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Mo sal. F.
Oral
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.