Vegetarian Oral Skills

  • Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "nuts." On the one hand, vegetarians eat nuts. On the other hand, well, you know what other kind of nuts people might have in their mouth. It's a blue joke, alright? I bet you're one of those folks who still laugh at knock-knock jokes. Sad!

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