What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
