Hot Breath

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about your breath smelling so bad it could cause a fire. I know you might think that is a compliment because you set small fires in your bedroom. But the Chicago Fire was a real fire in 1871 that destroyed a lot of the city and killed a lot of people. Your breath is worse than a cow kicking over a lantern. I am telling you this because your breath is probably not pleasant.