One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
Can i put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What does an orphan and a females mouth have in common?
They take in 100’s of kids
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
How do you eat a meat? - you steak it in your mouth
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
why did my mouth say no to buut.because that will be to much sex.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
MY NAME MUST TASTE GOOD ITS ALWAYS IN YOUR MOUTH
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!
Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Wats the difference btwn rapeboats mouth and a sewer? Nuthin they both spout shit.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
