Mouth jokes

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?

A: Her dead fetus.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?

Nothing, because his mouth was full.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Have you heard of China...

China fit this dick in your mouth.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.