Mouth jokes

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Have you heard of Wendy's?

Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

Papa: Johnny, Johnny.

Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Papa: Open wide.

Johnny: HAHAHA.

Papa: *unzips pants*

Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Do you like Wendy’s?

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."