Mouth jokes

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Have you heard of Wendy's?

Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Papa: Johnny, Johnny.

Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Papa: Open wide.

Johnny: HAHAHA.

Papa: *unzips pants*

Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Do you like Wendy’s?

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."