Mouth jokes
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...