Mouth jokes

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Have you heard of Wendy's?

Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Papa: Johnny, Johnny.

Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Papa: Open wide.

Johnny: HAHAHA.

Papa: *unzips pants*

Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...