A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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more like so they can fuck him am i right
x : morning sunshine y : oh, yeah 30 minutes more
Uranus? More like urine is gassy. (Uranus is urine btw)
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
kaka means poop so... use kaka in your jokes rather than poop is more funny KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
I have more std’s then Hicks has friends at the moment I only have 1
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Soliciters are more likely to harrass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch
what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
Hispanic and Latino people be like no more immigrants like dude aren't you an immigrant?
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
