Mores jokes
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
TDS? More like STDs.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.