Mores jokes

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

More like so they can fuck him, am I right?

X: Morning, sunshine!

Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

Any more song suggestions?

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?