Mores jokes
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Memes
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People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.