How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Mores Jokes
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Any more song suggestions?
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.