Mores jokes

More like so they can fuck him, am I right?

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Any more song suggestions?

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."