Mores jokes
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.