less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
Why does america have more guns not people
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
Where are your parents. Oh behind you? Not any more
Why you so fat. I bet you are more on your moms side
Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
God you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
* shotguns in a nutshell * 2B: MUST. 4B:ADD. 6B:MORE. 12B:*B A R R E L S* * and that's how multi barrel shotguns were made. *
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*
*and thats how an arguement started.*
Ryan I layed out more jokes than you have crying about me!
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more...
Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
