What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
