What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Money Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
