Money jokes
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."