Money jokes
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.