Money jokes
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩