Money jokes
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.