Valentine's Day Confession

ยท
  • If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy. The author wants people to confess their crushes before their dad blows their Valentine's Day money on drugs. It's a sad commentary on family life. Now go eat some trash.

    Comments (1)

  • Contradictory Penguin

    Related jokes

  • More jokes