There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
just give me my money ( clap clap clap )
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarter back
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
