Mistake jokes
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"