Mistake jokes
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
You just made a Mist-ake.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.