wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
I got a sister. that was a big mistake
I would I new life but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage
I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
What do you call your son An mistake
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.