Mirror jokes
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).