Mirror jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

What do you call a dad in the mirror?

(Your imagination.)