Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
