Mirror jokes
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p