A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
My girlfriend is so fat she looked into the mirror and said woah there 2 of me
yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and it broke
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
If this is offending to anyone im sorry! Hey wanna see somethin funny?!?!?! go look in ur mirror
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror
Of someone called you ugly say brfor you call me ugly look in a mirror
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch
