Mirror jokes
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Look in a mirror.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.