A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Look in a mirror.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
