Mirror jokes
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Look in a mirror.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"