My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Vanity Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.