Vanity jokes
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
My biggest joke: I鈥檇 show you, but I don鈥檛 have a mirror to show you.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Mosely in a white van.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!